I love bad movies. You really can learn so much about film by looking at the stuff that doesn't work well. Transcript: So in the script I wrote this in a bullet point as ''cold open'' because I couldn't think of anything in specific and that's what I do when I script. If I hit a point where I'm not quite sure what to do I try to just write a sentence or two outside the voice of the script, literally describing what needs to happen to join where the script is at to the point that's following it. It's a very utilitarian method, but it helps me get around writer's block and minimize problems where different ideas will make unstated logical leaps in between. Then the longer I stared at it the more absurd it became because, you know, it's the cold open to The Art of Editing and The Snowman , and it just sat there, taunting me, practically begging for a joke or some setup for a pun that would make Joel Schumacher cringe in his...